most intelligent form of life?

A flash of tan in the Serengeti grass sets off an explosion of energy...ten thousand gazelles pounding in a dust flurry, weaving in and out rarely if ever so much as tapping its fleeing brethren.... fifty thousand starlings swirling in a vortex of wonder and amazement over the Sky's of California...two million herring swimming and darting to and fro in an Alaskan surf...never colliding... one stupid f*&^g human being, stopping dead in the middle of the rollers in security at the airport to put on his shoes coat put away his laptop and start calling someone immediately less we think he is unimportant and has no friends or purpose, who are we kidding? how can we be intelligent when we have no awareness of anything out side our immediate tunnel vision? walk through the airport, get a coffee at Starbucks, watch a father ignore his amazing wife and adorable child......and tell me we are the highest form of life.

beer money

My wife came to me today and told me money was getting tight, and I would have to stop drinking beer. So i caught her buying sixty dollars worth of make-up I asked her why I had to give up my beer? She said the makeup was to make her look pretty for me..... I told her thats what the beer was for, I don't think she's coming back...he he, how yall doin? Its good to be home again.