Choking on an ice cube? simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat... and presto the blockage is gone!
clumsy? avoid cutting yourself chopping veggies by having someone else hold them while you do it.
avoid annoying fights about leaving the toilet seat up by just using the sink.
and remember... everyone hates your dog......exept you.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES, NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING....BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE, WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.....
HMMM
"I wonder if Eves seduction of Adam was the result not of evil moral frailty but of her reslessness, perhaps Adam was more easily amused and satified than Eve, who wanted more than the life of a child in a pretty garden"
About Me
- bookem, danny
- Self employed comercial fisherman, but wish I was a writer. I have 3 movies and 2 books trapped in my head and I don't know how to get them out.
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