A mouse trap placed ontop of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
Bad cough? take a large dose of laxitives.....then you will be too afraid to cough.
High blood pressure? just cut your wrist and let it bleed for a few minutes, thus relieving your blood pressure, Remember, use an egg timer.
and most of all kids, remember..most people seem normal untill you get to know them.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES, NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING....BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE, WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.....
HMMM
"I wonder if Eves seduction of Adam was the result not of evil moral frailty but of her reslessness, perhaps Adam was more easily amused and satified than Eve, who wanted more than the life of a child in a pretty garden"
About Me
- bookem, danny
- Self employed comercial fisherman, but wish I was a writer. I have 3 movies and 2 books trapped in my head and I don't know how to get them out.
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5 comments:
hahahaha i love this one.
Brad - you should stop making grown men cry at work and instead, start composing the full length, feature film that is rattling around inside that nogan of yours.
but making men cry is a time honored tradition in my family, hey shouldnt you be denying some poor fool a building permit or something? ( I have no permits for my project) he he
What a cute pic! Happy Monday (a little late).
you should def make this a regular for mondays HAHAHA :D
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