THANKS BUT I ALREADY GAVE AT THE OFFICE

Got my cell phone bill today, the regular bla bla bla...but then I noticed this little 3.23 tax. Whats this? so I read on...federal universal svc fund? A govmt tax to help low income people have cell phones and to help improve cell sites for better coverage? f&*k that! what the hell do people with low incomes need a cell phone for? and why does the company that my household pays $400 a month to need additional money for? that is what the bill covers for the love of mike!!!! And furthermore I would NOT like to donate a dollar on my electric bill to help pay for low income households and quite sending your darling children to my home.... would you like to buy a candy bar for $7.50 so I can go to band class? WHAT DID THE GOVERMENT DO WITH THE $35000 I gave them last year in taxes? What? a war? were did they get the money for that from? What? you mean they just made it up? No way! i can smell a lie like a fart in a car.... If that was true they would do that for schools and gov health care and all the other things this country needs more than 15 strait years of war. I mean If the gov could just come up with 150000 a day to fight a war they would do that to end Hunger, aides, poverty.....and if we were gonna fight a valid war we should attack Texas, they have been sending spies to the whitehouse trying to finacialy ruin the states for years, a way bigger threat than some poor ignorant country across the pond. you are making my head hurt with all of this...im going to go have a drink. PEACE
(but if your kid comes to my house I will probably still buy the candy...I love me some chocolate!)